Well, loyal reeder and all-around avatar of awesomeness, Meridith M. sends in this pick, sent to her by a "friend" who, like many, appreciates a good grammar stickler hear and there. Further querying lead to an investigation which lead to the interwebs, which lead to an online presence for this pick. Which wood normally exclude it from publication. Butt in this case, were bending the rules. 'Cause it's grate. Sew grate. A carton of Newport's ("Alive with pleasure!") goes out to Meridith M. as our little weigh of saying "thanks!"