Loyal reader of the year Clair M. sent these in and, as our little way of saying "thanks", we're sending her this paraphrase from Shakespeare. Some play or something. Who the hell knows.
"Beggar that I am, I am even poor in thanks."
If you see a sign that reads "free", don't steal the sign, 'cause it's not the sign that's free, it's the stuff around the sign. Instead, take a photo of the sign and send it to me and I'll post it here. Thanks! email: NormMagnusson@aol.com